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Post by Blackbird on Jun 12, 2017 6:59:23 GMT 11
Because you just ate?
Why are there only 20 episodes of Untold Stories of the ER on Netflix when there's like six times that?
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Post by Tarlar on Jun 12, 2017 7:50:59 GMT 11
Because they want you to wait in excitement and check the site all the time.
Why couldn't the old nintedo games be saved?
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Post by Tiki on Jun 17, 2017 16:32:23 GMT 11
because they're old
why is my nose so stuffy
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Post by Tarlar on Jun 30, 2017 23:41:43 GMT 11
Because the trees are trying to reproduce
Why do my guinea pigs like hay
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2017 1:51:20 GMT 11
Because they secretly believe they are horses.
Why do dogs bark at nothing?
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Post by Thirdie on Jul 1, 2017 3:51:04 GMT 11
It's not nothing, it's the ghosts ... O.o
Why is rain so wet?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2017 3:57:08 GMT 11
Because the sky wants to drown us it it's tears
Why do cats knock things over?
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Post by Tarlar on Jul 1, 2017 4:09:50 GMT 11
Because they can!
Why are snails all over my garden?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2017 4:10:49 GMT 11
Cause your garden is their Snurch
Why do people snore?
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Post by Tarlar on Jul 1, 2017 4:50:15 GMT 11
Because they want to disturb their significant other
Why are action movies so full of action?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2017 4:58:35 GMT 11
Because directors need it to fill the boring hole in their lives
Why do trees take so long to grow?
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Post by Tarlar on Jul 1, 2017 5:03:32 GMT 11
Because they are majestic!
Why does clouds sometimes take forms of other things?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2017 5:05:30 GMT 11
Because they are being possessed by the spirit of the thing they take the shape of
Why do earthquakes happen?
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Post by Tarlar on Jul 1, 2017 5:33:05 GMT 11
Because something about platonic plates and a planet that isn't completely solid.
Why is my boyfriend so much better at tactical games than me?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2017 5:40:45 GMT 11
Because he's a nerd
Why do people always hit me at the uterus when I larp?
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