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Post by Caramell 🍬 on Sept 19, 2021 4:32:35 GMT 11
Because they all look similar so people who don't know anything about them to begin with well have a really tough time distinguishing the difference.
Why are so many people afraid of pet snakes?
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Post by kaiser on Sept 26, 2021 14:56:24 GMT 11
Because we all know that Pet Snakes see their owners as their pets/prey and plot everyday how they're going to murder them.
Where do babies come from?
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Post by Caramell 🍬 on Sept 27, 2021 8:30:33 GMT 11
A magical / mystical land called Babyland!
How do two Pokemon mysteriously leave an egg behind at the Daycare.
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Post by Thirdie on Oct 3, 2021 4:45:38 GMT 11
No one knows. You leave your eyes off them for a second and an egg just pops into existence. Maybe it's Celebi dropping them off from another time O.o
Why is 'quiet' never actually quiet?
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Post by Tarlar on Oct 9, 2021 19:45:13 GMT 11
Because otherwise you'd go crazy, or you would be dead if the blood didn't run in your veins.
Why are your self-discipline thrown out the window when you are stressed or pressured?
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Post by Caramell 🍬 on Oct 14, 2021 9:40:05 GMT 11
Because it is harder to focus and rationalize with stress and stress creates the sense of dread / urgency that makes you feel pressure. It is best to sit down and first deal with the stress.
Why does my dog always want to sit in my lap every time I pull out my laptop?
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Post by Venominon on Oct 26, 2021 16:15:44 GMT 11
Maybe your dog wants to learn how to use the internet. Honestly, I don't know how I ever lived without it.
Will I ever find the motivation I need to finish the fanfiction I'm currently working on?
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Post by vartio on Dec 2, 2021 8:40:26 GMT 11
My Magic 8-Ball Says Maybe. Please roll again later.
Will I get into the FFXIV Endwalker Early Release early on?!
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Post by Tarlar on Mar 11, 2022 10:04:21 GMT 11
You probably know the answer now, so maybe. Looking back and remembering the question will reveal the answer.
Why did the former owners of this house make such stupid decisions about the changes they made to the house? (Like removing a bearing wall for the ceiling)
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Post by Jenesis on Apr 6, 2022 5:45:38 GMT 11
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Why is my team last place in the standings after such a good run last season?
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Post by nategrey on Jul 17, 2022 5:54:21 GMT 11
Because they play the future game and not the present game
Why do my favourite anime characters always end up dying?
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Post by Tarlar on Jul 17, 2022 6:40:41 GMT 11
Because the authors want you to suffer as much as they did when they made the characters..
Why do the ants in the garden bite my guinea pigs?
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Post by Caramell 🍬 on Jul 17, 2022 6:45:26 GMT 11
Because they're aggressive and territorial and don't want your guinea pigs in their area.
Why do ants try to climb into my house on the creeping vines that keep growing back after I cut them down every few weeks?
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Post by nategrey on Jul 17, 2022 7:01:49 GMT 11
Because they think that they are spiders
Why is there so much filler in anime even after the story ends (Sorry I am watching the filler after Naruto Shippuden after the war arc leading up to Boruto)
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Post by Caramell 🍬 on Aug 3, 2022 11:01:52 GMT 11
Because they gotta fill their quota, man, they billed for 40 more episodes!
Why do cats like to climb all through your blinds (and break them)?
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