As the portal that allows the gods to see their playthings flickers on they are quick to spot their four Noobs in little more then rags. Without direction the Noobs are staying together doing little, their surroundings are a forest of some type, but the Noobs lack the intelligence or knowledge to figure out where they are exactly.
But suddenly the Noobs are all attacked, by three dreaded flying hamburgers! Without direction the Noobs will likely be harmed or injured as they scamper around due to the pests. How will you proceed?
“Poor cretins.” God laughed, “Flying hamburgers!” The man exclaimed, “That can’t be good for my little poor sods.” Looking around in his little treasure chest for some sort of thingy that he can drop, and there he found a long lance. “Oh hell, I guess that’ll do.” Saying that he split the long lance into several copies and dropped them down through the portal, making them fall like lightning strikes from heaven.
“Oh yeah,” God commented, almost an afterthought, “I forgot to give them any manuals.”
As the lightning bolts strike the feared Flying Hamburgers, the god's collective action bar depletes from 2/2 and then turns to 1/2. The gods now have one remaining miracle they can preform for the day.
The four Noobs cower in fear as the lighting strikes down their foes, leaving charred or well done hamburgers now laying on the ground. One more brave Noob pulls away from the huddle the four previously terrified Noobs had done for safety and examined their defeated foes. In his search the Noob acquires 2x Cooked Hamburgers and 1x Burned Hamburger
--- Action Log: God (Kimidori) Used Miracle Power to smite all three Flying Hamburgers ending the battle.
Noobs gain no experience but have used action 'Loot' to gain 2x Cooked Hamburgers and 1x Burned Hamburger to be used as Health Items. Noobs are now awaiting commands, but are concerned about staying where they are with only their fists to defend themselves.
Suggested Actions: 1. Search the area for weapon like materials 2. Explore the Forest 3. Suggest your own
Post by Sarai Smythe on Aug 8, 2011 10:09:14 GMT 11
A deity looked over the actions of the four Noobs curiously.
A sloshed deity looked over the actions of the four Noobs curiously. This in and of itself was bad enough, but this deity was a goddess of both chaos and creation, and was prone to bizarre ideas when sober.
Whoever had decided to liquor her up was both brave and most likely now wishing they hadn't.
Waving a goblet around, she brandished it at the portal, accidentally spilling some red wine through it.
"Digga hole!" She directed, then broke out in giggles. Giggles so intense that she doubled over, dropping her goblet on the floor beside the portal- and then resting one hand on the edge of it. "Heeheeeheeheehee hee... heee.... ugh.... HRLGHLHLH!"
And then sicked up what appeared to be a pile of tiny trees on the floor.
You think you've got it rough, bringing out your other side only when they can't see you. Then you find out that some people only -have- an other side.
The four Noobs look around confused as they're filled with the urge to dig on the spot. The four gather together before raising their hands up and begin clawing away at the grass and dirt. With no proper digging equipment progress was slow, but the loose dirt of the forest was easily pulled way. For now the Noobs had a small pit and were avoiding attracting attention for the moment. But for how much longer?
The heavenly wine meanwhile changes as it's pushed into the mortal realm and quickly vaporizes into a cloud of sparkles as it charges the area with mana. The forest and the inhabitants are now all magically charged, Drunken God (Sarai) has given the Noobs the ability to cast spells. They however lack the intelligence or knowledge to use their new ability and continue digging undetured.
--- Action Log: Drunk God (Sarai) has used the second miracle power of the day to infuse the forest and Noobs with mana from the heavenly wine. The Drunk God has also directed the Noobs to dig without tools, resulting at the moment a hole with a rough diameter of three feet or one meter and being one to two inches deep, or five centimeters deep at it's deepest.
The Noobs now focused on a task ignore the potential danger of digging in the middle of the forest or the creatures that could lurk around them.