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Post by The REAL Joey on May 7, 2012 9:38:41 GMT 11
" Aight, all i'm saying fo' shizzle is dese ballers ain't gonna be ready for da boogie down, y'dig? We be goin' up in them grillz wit' our crew and is gonna be alllll funky fresh an' hype dawg. Foreally, YO! Holla!" The sound of an incredibly ghettofied voice preceded their entrance. As they came down from the lengthy stairway leading to the bowels of the city, the whole while a certain Pokemon wouldn't shut up about how they were going to be taking care of these gauntlet runners. Finally making it to the end of the stairs, a tall leather clad make figure turned with a number of Pokemon walking beside him. This male was none other than Joey and the look on his face was all too apparent with exhaustion from listening to Hoodlum speak. The special Scraggy he had picked up sure was off on one today. That wasn't all though, the baggy trousered lizard was holding onto Chugga as he kept inhaling the fumes from the Pokemon. " Awwwww S#@% nigga, dis is gud, J-dawg. I AM LIFTED, MMF!" Happily providing the fumes, Chugga let out some words in his own tongue. " Told ya brah, just chill. Just chill, no point in gettin' all worked up for these gauntlet chumps. Just take it nice an' easy and we'll come out tops." Also accompanying them was a rebelliously looking wild feline, who was none other than Slash. Walking on his hind legs, the cat kept up incredibly well with Joey's long strides, leaving Hoodlum and Chugga to loiter behind. " It'd been real nice an' quiet without dope for brains on vacation. Now Chugga's gettin' used as some two bit bong as well. Dammit that gold tooth should be mine by now..." Trailing off into a soft murmur, Joey was happy to be in the company of his lively Pokemon. " I've been in this underground tunnel before but I forgot how long winding it is. I think we're comin' up to the main tunnel way... Aha!" As they turned the corner of a narrowly long winded corridor, they entered into the main bulk of the infamous Goldenrod Tunnel. Looking around, it seemed a number of shops were lined up along side the wall but there was also a notable buzz in the air. " Look at all them trainers. That's some intense stuff right there, brah. Do we have to deck our way through them all or shall I just drop a bomb and see where this gauntlet lot are hiding out?" Just about as he finished, Chugga felt his body deflate as Hoodlum took a hearty inhalation of the Koffing's gases. " UNTZ, UNTZ! I AM THROUGH BLUNTED, DAWG! Ahahahahahahaha." Letting out a somewhat grating cackle like laughter, Joey looked down to his Pokemon and then all the people around them. " I may be used to it but tone it down a little. At the rate you're going they'll know you can talk and that i'm no ghetto speaking ventriloquist, Christ." Hoodlum looked up and with an incredibly dopey grin, apologised. " Is cool dawg, is cool. I'm jus' buggin' wit'chu-GRK!" Nodding his head, Joey replied bluntly. " Good. Now put these in your mouth and shut up for five minutes." Having unwrapped some rare candies he had in his pocket, Joey lobbed them into Hoodlum's open mouth and got him to keep quiet by dealing with the chewy candy. Letting go of Chugga, the poisonous gas ball floated up into the air and levitated by Joey's head. " There's some Pokemon about here too." Not really understanding his Pokemon's speech, Joey turned in the direction that Chugga was bobbing about at. " Ohhhh, wild Pokemon, eh? Huh, guess they don't have very good pest control. This is meant to be a shopping district." Scratching his chin as he continued to look around, Joey couldn't help but love the feel of the place. " Y'know, this place may be full of ne'erdowells, crazies and the lost and found of society while not to mention having an incredibly dirty, urban and grungy feel to it but it feels so damn inviting. I think this might just turn out to be like that unexpected home you don't quite think of at first." This sentiment was reflected by near enough every single one of the Pokemon that were accompanying Joey, most specifically Chugga. " I'm gettin' some nostalgic tones from this place, brother." OOC: Sure is nice to be in a change of scenery. ;D
Just noting I used the last of my two Rare Candies on Hoodlum to level him up. Updating myself accordingly.
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Post by Morrigan on May 9, 2012 0:32:29 GMT 11
Goldenrod Tunnel and Joey practically went hand in hand, both coming across as a little bit shady and rough around the edges, though either weren't necessarily as bad as they first seemed. The Tunnel was that bit more untrustworthy compared to the laid back biker, all sorts of eerie individuals leaning against the plaster chipped walls, ready to pinch a Pokeball or two from traveling trainers. But luckily for Joe and his already rough, biker look whilst being surrounded by his team, no sneaky hands were about to be going in his pockets. The underground shopping district of this large city held pretty much everything else the above ground didn't have to offer. The hair dressing brothers, of which Joe himself had visited before, a strange elderly lady selling herbs and rumours of a fierce battling gauntlet to tempt more thrill seeking trainers. Numerous cute, little gacha machines which littered the walls tried to add a bit of innocence to the place but it was hardly safe enough for a young child to travel down on their own. Interestingly, they seemed to be used quite often, regardless of children being there.
With Hoodlum flapping his human-like tongue, the wandering Joey was starting to attract a bit of attention. Gang members who hung around in a group looked from the shadows and rims of their beer cans to watch cautiously as the biker clad male passed. Snickers and the odd laugh being aimed at his group as they watched Hoodlum inhale Chugga's fumes like a mad man. Luckily, no one was going to be approaching him as to warn his group to back off of gang territory or anything but more the case of something like a crazed fan. Up ahead of Joe's path was a bit of commotion, the first thing his blue eyes spotting was that of a fully grown male dressed in a green costume which was perhaps meant to represent a Pokemon. Wrestling with the 'paws' on his hands, the male was trying to hurry and get his camera out to take a picture of a passing female with her proud looking Ninetails, though both seemed to be in a hurry to escape his eccentric attitude.
"The sleek white fur... Fluffy large tails... Ooh how I want it for myself!" A nazily voice escaped the mans lips, just adding that final sprinkle for one to realise he was a common nerd. Out on patrol to capture glimpses of some Pokemon battles, the gangster speaking from the little Hoodlum soon caught his attention. About ready to shuffle to one side incase he was through in the bin by a hulking man, he was incredibly surprised when the voice turned out to belong to a Scraggy. Snorting to himself with glee, the costume clad male stomped his way over to Joe, standing in the middle of the path and blocking the road for the biker. "Srnk, a Scraggeee! A rare one at that! The way it speaks and that gold teeth... It would be perfect for my, srnk, Rare Pokemon Collection!" Now looking up to Joe through the mouth of his head piece, the mans grating voice continued, snorting cackles of laughter escaping his lips as he imagined the Scraggy in his possession. "Say, thats a nice Scraggy you have there, though it probably isnt being used to it's fullest potential. Hand it over to me, for I strive to collect the worlds most rare Pokemon!" Before Joe could shrug him off and continue on his way, the PokeManiac threw a ball forward, a threatening poised Lickitung popping out. It didnt seem like the biker would be easily able to escape.
PokeManiac Issac would like to battle! Issac is using Lickitung (Level 25) to fight! Please select a Pokemon!
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Post by The REAL Joey on May 9, 2012 9:27:36 GMT 11
As they trawled along in order to actually get somewhere in figuring out where this supposed gauntlet was being held, Joey ran his eyes over everyone they passed by. "Man, some real shady folk around here. For once I don't actually feel like I stick out like some sore thumb!" Slash kept up at a leisurely pace with Joey and smirked. "Sure is weird seein' so many nut cases. Y'know what that means though, right? They're just as likely thieves as you are so hold onto yer valuables." Chugga merely exhumed a small portion of gas at the thought of such an event unfolding. "They'd be messing up the wrong tree, brother. We'd knock them seven ways to Sunday... Oh. Hey Slash, your head coin's missin'." Snickering subtly, Slash suddenly went into a panic as he felt around to see if it was true. "Aww shuddup you putrid fart face. Just be glad you can float 'cause i'd be playing ball with ya right now." Eventually walking into Joey's leg, the troupe looked to see what the problem was. "Mmmppph mmmfff (Wassup J-Baller?)" Mumbled Hoodlum who was still trying to clear his mouth from the sticky sweets. As they saw the expression on Joey's face, they knew something was up. Chugga was the first to see what had sent Joey in such a state.
"Awww no, brah. We got a fruity pebble headin' this way." Completely pumping out all of the gas that was bloating up his body, he had hoped that the fumes would be enough to drive off the pathetic maniac. Too bad it failed. The bitter look on Joey's face conveyed that he too wasn't too fond of these trainer types. "I bloody hate these schmucks. They look like they should be in a mental institute... Usually with a personality to back up such a destination." All of his Pokemon nodded, knowing that trusting their trainers judgement was never a bad idea. As they observed him fawn over the passing Ninetales, Joe gritted his teeth as the Pokemaniac came thundering over to him like some sort of lunatic, accentuated by his god awful plastic creature adornments on his feet. The way he spoke in such a nasal manner was enough to make Joey droop from his usual cheery expression. It turned to that of an even sourer look as he pieced together what the maniac was heavily breathing about. "Step off butt breath, that Scraggy's not goin' anywhere. Just what kinda respect do you have breathing in people's places and so rudely thinking it'd look great in your collection. Go bother someone else." About to pick up the scrawny nerd and chuck him somewhere, Joey was prevented by the weirdo's insistence.
"Now that damn well does it. I've had it up to here with you sickos." Gesturing a line across his neck with his thumb, Joey growled under his breath. The hostility wasn't shared by Hoodlum who stepped forward, hoisting his trousers up with one hand while swearing at the Pokemaniac with his middle finger drawn. As verbosely chatty as Hoodlum was, everything that he tried to say came out befuddled thanks to his mouth being full still. "MMMPPPHH! MPPPH! MPPFFFF MMFF MPH! (Da f&%@ is you tryin' to say batty boy. I ain't leaving J-Dawg here for no cracka ass busta.)" Shaking his head, Joey toed him back just as the Pokemaniac stepped up to the plate. "Oh no, don't think you can intimidate me with some lard arsed dunce." His eyes filled with a venomous temper, Joey turned to Chugga and gave him the go ahead. "Alright Chugs, you can do this. I doubt that tongue tied lummox can do much anyway." Chugga suddenly inhaled in quickly and filled his body to the brim. A sneaky, devious smile appearing on his face, the Koffing accepted the challenge. Floating over with a dream like pacing about him, he let out a small bit of gas from his mouth as he looked at the Lickitung. "Best back off some, brah. I may be a gas machine but your breath stinks worse than me."
Flashing a cocky grin, Joey folded his arms and tilted his neck from side to side to make it click threateningly. "Alright then you weird little punk, i'll tell you what. If you can beat my entire team, Hoodlum's yours. You might as well throw the towel in now. Chugga, hit it with Tackle!"
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Post by Morrigan on May 10, 2012 3:01:34 GMT 11
The impossible challenge of obtaining Hoodlum by defeating Joe's entire team sent the PokeManiac into a fit of excitable, snort like giggles. "Yesh! Yesh!" He strangely repeated over and over tapping his costume claws together. "Then you bestch say goodbye to that Scraggeee, you hear?" Taken a back slightly as the tiny lizard stuck up his middle finger whilst attempting to curse with a mouth full of sticky sweets, the gesture only made Isaac even more thrilled. "So, it doesnt justch understchand human tongue but alscho geschtures? Incredible! Outschtanding!" Leaning forward to look closer, the gross breath of the nerd like male lingered out from between his grinning teeth, the spots which decorated his entire face now becoming that more clear. Was... Was one of them ready to burst, or something?
Straightening his back as Joey sent forward Chugga, it was clear to see that the Maniac was very unimpressed by his choice. Atleast his Meowth wore some interesting and unique garments, this Koffing was just bog standard to him. Childishly flicking his head to one side as he attempted to cross his arms, which failed embarrassingly, he looked back over to Joe with one eye open. "A Koffing? Puhlease! Hardly anything rare about those, they practically live down here. Same old, use something more interestching!" Raising his eyebrows expectantly, Joe seemed firm in his choice, leading the male to over exaggerate his drooping shoulders and loud sigh. "FINE! Lickitung, use Stchomp!" Looking over his shoulder as his manic, Pokemon Collecting trainer, the large pink Pokemon nodded before stepping forward, it's face flinching with disgust over the fumes let out from Chugga.
Smiling in a dopey manner, Chugga heard the words of Joe and used his levitating powers to outspeed the tub of lard, also known as Lickitung. Spinning in the air, Chugga took a sudden swooping dive, crashing his entire spinning body right into the stomach of the Lickitung. Unfortunately, it didn't do all that much damage, merely halting the large tongued Pokemon until it was able to firmly push the Koffing to one side. Laughing manically, Isaac couldnt help but pitch in, "That Scraggeee is as good as mine! Now go!" Surprisingly agile, the large Lickitung took a single jump into the air, pinning both it's legs together before aiming straight for the floating Chugga. Colliding it's feet into the floating ball and gas and forcing it down to the ground, the Lickitung forced Chugga's face along the cold, tunnel floor before stepping off him and clapping it's hands together as if it were dusting them off after a job well done.
Trainer Battle
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Lickitung: | Level 25 | Health: 85% ( 74/87 HP) Status: Normal Lickitung used Stomp!
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Chugga: | Level 24 | Health: 68% (41/60 HP) Status: Normal Chugga used Tackle!
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Post by The REAL Joey on May 10, 2012 9:38:43 GMT 11
Pulling the dullest expression imaginable, Joey blew an exasperated sigh as he tried to figure out what the nerd had said. His raspberry like talking along with his nasally speech made it incredibly difficult. That and he looked like a complete and utter lemon prancing around in such a ridiculous getup. "So your A star master plan is to try and beat me up with just this Lickitung?" Shrugging nonchalantly, Joey gestured a nod at his personage. "Unless you're packing some Pokeballs hidden away somewhere, i'm pretty damn certain you got just the one Pokemon. So, you think this slobberchops can take on six of my very best? Haha. No." Joey wasn't bluffing either, the majority of Pokemon in his team he had been partnered with for a very long time now and each and everyone had proven themselves in battle. "Say, seeing as i'm puttin' somethin' on the line... What is it exactly you're offerin', eh? Not very fair if its all so one sided." Grinning cockily, Joey glinted his eyes at the maniac's Pokemon. "Or is poor diddums too scared to bet away his only member of his 'collection'? You're a riot, kid."
Furiously chewing alongside Joey was Hoodlum who had at this point decided to give up. Instead, he kept his arms folded while bobbing his head as if showing his agreement in what Joey had said. "Wow... That Rare Candy sure is kinda chewy... It's been like five minutes now. Sorry Hood." Hoodlum shrugged and carried on glaring at Isaac. Chugga however was equally not amused, if anything he was kind of hurt. "Y'hear that brother? He's calling me common. Bog standard. Run of the mill. That makes me want to chug out, brah." Puffing himself out to an extraordinary size, Joey couldn't help but smirk as he stared down at Isaac. "Oh? You think this is some average Koffing, huh? Hahahaha, you really are a riot." Keeping it under wraps, Joey was determined not to reveal his Chugga had actually mastered the secret move that was Pain Split. It may have been acquired through abusive means but that didn't mean Joey wasn't going to use it as an advantage. All it needed was the right time to strike and turn the entire situation on its head.
Merely shrugging with his cocky grin still plastered all over his face, Joey lifted up his jeans slightly and flicked his hands back and forth in the air as if toying with the idea. "Nah, I think we can do this. Just gotta hang in there and hit this tubby chameleon bit by bit." Deciding to move on the battle, Joey ordered out another move. "Chugga! Let's ram into him with an Assurance! Let 'em know things are going just fine... In our favour of course."
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Post by Sky on May 14, 2012 13:43:38 GMT 11
"Ha!" Issac laughed at Joey's foolish confidence. Well, it was foolish in his eyes. The nerd was rather overconfident, and for good reason. His Lickitung was quite tough, and it had proven its worth in the numerous battles he had been in...
And numerous meant the two battles he had been in with kids from the trainer school. But back to the point of all this...
"You think numbersch mean anything in a battle?" the Pokemaniac sneered, leaning forward to leer at Joey. "Your Pokemon might outnumber mine, but we have a few tricksch up our schleeves." The repulsive nerd snickered to himself, snorting happily as he reveled in his plan. "You're gonna have a hard time fighting thisch 'tubby chameleon'... since you'll be too busy fighting yourschelf! Lickitung! Use Superschonic!" Issac commanded with a grin. The Lickitung nodded, grinning along with his trainer. This plan was a classic one, one that the pink chameleon understood completely. Widening its stance, the Lickitung shot a smirk at Chugga and waved one pudgy hand toward it, taunting it into attacking.
The already annoyed Chugga was all too happy to oblige the pink Pokemon. Shooting forward, the Koffing slammed headfirst into the tubby Pokemon, and actually managed to knock the creature back a few feet. Satisfied with his attack, Chugga turned and headed back toward Joey. However, the damage given was even less than before. Giving a strangely maniacal grin, the Lickitung opened its mouth and let out a high pitched wail, shooting a strange circular ripple at Chugga. Taken quite by surprise, the Koffing was unable to dodge and was caught in the beam. Chugga fell a few feet before regaining his senses, but the look in the Pokemon's eyes made it clear that it was going to have a tough time battling.
Trainer Battle!(vs. PokéManiac Isaac) Issac's Lickitung | Level 25 | Health : 75% (65/87 HP) Status : Normal Attack : A successful Supersonic VS Joey's Chugga | Level 24 | Health : 68% (41/60 HP)Status : Confused Attack : A successful Assurance
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Post by The REAL Joey on May 14, 2012 14:48:55 GMT 11
"Sleeves? Whaddya mean sleeves? You've got them stupid looking dino gloves on. I seriously don't get you dress up types." Shaking his head profusely, Joey wanted nothing more than to punch this guy in the gob to not only knock some sense into him but get this over and done with. Despite ramming into the loser's Pokemon, it was the counter attack that would pose some problem. Covering his ears as did the rest of his Pokemon around him, Joey barely got off scot free from the confusing noise which was a shame the same couldn't be said for poor Chugga. Chugga was clearly struggling and the disparaging look in his eyes was evidence of this. "C'mon Chugga, think clearly now. It's me, Joey. We're allies right? So that means no hitting yourself. Go and attack that tub-o-blubber over there. Tackle into it real good!"
Ballooning up an down in an extremely bizarre looking way, Joey gritted his teeth knowing that things weren't going to be as easy as he had just said. Even though the confusion was there, Joey couldn't help but hope that his own hidden sleeve trick would turn the tables when needs be. It was gonna be a gamble when it came down to it but the time still wasn't right. He needed that smug weirdo and his Pokemon to believe they were on the verge of victory. "Just keep mucking around, it's gonna come back to bite yer on the arse." Smirking, Joey folded his arms and bided his time. This next round was going to be unpredictable.
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Post by Sky on May 17, 2012 8:48:05 GMT 11
"It'sch a figure of schpeech, moron!" Isaac shouted. He tried to clench his hands into fists, but his large paw-like gloves got in the way. Maybe his outfit was a bit odd... But he didn't have any other clean clothes, so he couldn't change his outfit. Refocusing on the battle, he grinned smugly. His plan was working like a charm. This idiot's Koffing was clearly having a hard time. Good. If the Pokemon attacked itself just once, he would have claimed victory. Isaac had conveniently forgotten about Joey's other Pokemon as he laughed, "Thisch will be over in a matter of moments! Lickitung! When it hurtsch itself, use Schtomp and beat it down!"
Lickitung nodded, watching Chugga warily. The Koffing was floating around erratically, as if he couldn't keep himself upright for very long. Finally, Chugga locked his gaze on Lickitung and shot forward. Strangely, Lickitung just sat there, not even trying to dodge. It sat patiently, as if waiting for the Koffing to strike. Chugga put another burst of speed into his attack, soaring forward... And flying just over the Lickitung's head. The Koffing slammed into the wall behind Isaac, groaning loudly as it slid down the brick surface. Snorting derisively, the Lickitung calmly walked over to where Chugga lay on the floor. Raising one leg, the fat chameleon stomped on the Koffing, deflating him a bit. After Chugga had been successfully "beat down", the Lickitung flicked its tongue, rolling the battered Koffing to Joey's feet. "What are you gonna do now, chump?" the nerd mocked, his smug grin even wider than before. "I told you that we're unschtoppable!"
Trainer Battle!(vs. PokéManiac Isaac) Issac's Lickitung | Level 25 | Health : 75% (65/87 HP) Status : Normal Attack : A successful Stomp VS Joey's Chugga | Level 24 | Health : 22% (13/60 HP)Status : Confused Attack : Chugga hurt himself in his confusion!
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Post by The REAL Joey on May 17, 2012 13:36:36 GMT 11
Cocking his head from side to side with a click of his neck each time he did it, Joey smashed his fist into the opposite hand as he tried to deal with his mounting rage. "If this guy doesn't roll over and play dead, i'm binning the scrawny bastard." Looking up Slash, made a small snicker while pulling down his bandanna. "Heheheh, lemme swipe his pockets for some change first though, eh? A freakasaur like him is probably carryin' his entire savings on him in case he bumps into a rare Pokemon he thinks he can buy. What a twerp." Looking up from Slash, Joey growled at Isaac. His spit went flying every time he opened his crooked jaw and his conversation was hardly riveting to warrant putting up with all the saliva. "Oh, so you wanna go into figure of speeches eh? Let me see, how about: 'You best leave enough room in your stomach because i'm going to ram down my fist' or perhaps: 'Break a leg before I break your face'." Continually clenching and unclenching his fists, Joe didn't really care if what he had said made any sense. All he knew was, he was dangerously close to making good on what he had threatened with.
Unfortunately, Joe's sense of wrath was lost in translation as it came to Chugga conveying his side of the battle. Not only did he miss the target completely but he had received a harsh beat down that filled their vicinity with a noxious smog from all the gas that had been forcibly stomped out. As it did, Slash lifted up his bandanna, Hoodlum enlarged his nostrils to enjoy the smell and Joey remained unaffected. Even at a closer range as the gas ball was lobbed over to him, he knelt down and did what he could to try and boost Chugga's spirits. "Been a while since we've had to face such a tough opponent, huh? It seems the time has come." Nodding, Joey hoped Chugga still had enough sense to understand what he was hinting at. "Don't worry brah, i'm stoked to do this really. Karma's gonna come full circle and bite that slobber face good an' proper. Orah, orah, orah!" Floating up into the air with an inhale, Chugga was back in the game, barely. Truth be told, he was still moving irregularly and his fatigue was really starting to kick in. "Dammit Chugs, don't fail me here okay? If we lose to this pasty face nerd we're not gonna live it down any time soon." Thrusting an arm forward with his fist clenched, Joey barked out an order. The order was presented with incredible enthusiasm and bore the hallmarks of gamble that put everything on the line to win it big.
"I think we've stalled this loser enough. Let's give him a taste of his own medicine and see how HE likes the strain! ALRIGHT CHUGGA! PAAAAAIN SPLIT!" Grinning cockily, Joey threw caution to the wind despite the confusion and was laughing in the face of Chugga's potential defeat. "If Chugga can pull this off... Not only will we turn the tables but we'll gain a distinct advantage with a boost to our health. C'mon pal, you gotta do this!" Murmured Joey in his thoughts. His eyes however affixed on the battle, Chugga had sprung forward shakily and was glowing with an intense aura. All that needed was for them to connect and they'd get their lucky break. Smirking over Chugga's insidious looking aura, Joey hit back at Isaac. "We'll see chump, WE'LL SEE! Get ready for some pain." Snickering evilly to himself was Chugga. Floating over at a dream like state from side to side, the Koffing had curled his glare into an evil look and a pursed smirk on his lips. Whispering out to the Lickitung, it was obvious Joey wasn't the only one hoping to strike back. "Just you wait brother, just you wait. You and me, we're gonna play nice and share what we got brah. You may be the unstoppable force but we're the immoveable object. Don't hurt'cha self too hard when you collide with our immense strength."
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Post by Sky on May 19, 2012 3:09:54 GMT 11
Isaac stared at Joey like he was a madman. "None of those even make any sense..." he muttered, wary of the clearly insane trainer. He was a bit worried about this guy, but he was more worried about what this guy would do if he lost. The trainer looked like he was gonna explode, literally. As much as Isaac wanted that Scraggy, he also didn't want the trainer to beat the ever-loving poop out of him. ...Maybe it was a good idea to back down slightly...
But then Joey ordered a Pain Split. "Wait, WHAT?!" the nerd screeched, staring wide-eyed at the Koffing. "There'sch no way a schimple Koffing can learn that move!" But it was true. Chugga appeared to have regained enough of his wits to slam into Lickitung, forcing the energy out of Lickitung and into the Koffing. Lickitung staggered backward, gasping for air. Chugga floated back over by Joey, a smug grin on his face. The confusion was beginning to wear off, and it was clear that there was some clarity returning to the Koffing's eyes.
Struggling to keep his cool, Isaac hissed, "Oooh, you got lucky with that one. But all your cardsch are on the table now. No more schurprischesch from you! Lickitung! Dischable that move scho he can't make any more comebacksch!" Lickitung nodded, focusing its gaze on the Koffing as it's eyes glowed blue. A ripple passed through the air, and Chugga was momentarily outlined in blue before the glow faded. Chugga wasn't going to be able to use Pain Split for a while now.
Trainer Battle!(vs. PokéManiac Isaac) Issac's Lickitung | Level 25 | Health : 45% (39/87 HP) Status : Normal Attack : A successful Disable VS Joey's Chugga | Level 24 | Health : 65% (39/60 HP)Status : Confused Attack : A successful Pain Split Pain Split was disabled!((OOC: WHOOOOOOO, you have no idea how close Chugga was to getting KO'ed. The RNG likes you today.))
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Post by The REAL Joey on May 19, 2012 7:20:37 GMT 11
Smirking with a cocky glee over his face, Joey couldn't help but bursting into raucous laugh as Chugga's attack fell into place. The look of absolute disdain and unbelieving furore was all too priceless. What was even better was the sudden turn around of energy between the two Pokemon. "Looks like the tables have turned and Chugga's back in good health once more. Shame about your Lickitung... Heh." Sneering, Joey cracked his neck once more before glaring as he spoke. "People like you rush ahead to try and pound us to hell and back but don't you get it? That's our strategy all along. We just sit back and damage you idly while you do all the effort. Thankfully Chugg's quite the damage sponge." Folding his arms and leaning his head back as he stared down Isaac, he shook his head ashamedly of Isaac's short sightedness. "All I needed was that window of opportunity to claim the higher ground. Now you're done for." Watching as Chugga levitated back awkwardly, almost falling from side to side haphazardly thanks to the confusion, Joey winced a little. "Shame it doesn't get rid of confusion, bleh..." A minor problem but Joey was still in high spirits and it was a feeling shared by all of his Pokemon.
"So much for this Koffing being common as dirt, huh? I'm willing to bet a lot that none of the ones around here have it... Oh. Wait, you've already put a lot on the line with this battle for all my Pokemon, huh?" Letting out a bellowing laugh Joey wasn't going to let up with rubbing the Pokemaniac's shortcomings in his face. "No matter, Chugga's still got a lot more interesting stuff to show, ain't that right?" Bobbling about, Chugga let out a few billows of gas before growling out. "You betcha Santa Claus." Unaware of what Chugga had said, Joe prepared himself for Isaac's retaliation. "Disable, eh? Looks like I riled up the freak pretty good." Standing his ground, the sudden insidious glow that sprouted from Lickitung to Chugga was pretty disturbing in itself. "Awww that's no fun. And here I was thinking you were lookin' for some interesting surprises? You're all bull." Chuckling, Joey shrugged nonchalantly before pressing on with the offence now their standing had been recovered somewhat. "Sure I may have laid all the cards on the table but there's one problem. You got dealt a pretty bad hand yourself and mine are miles better. Chugga! Crash forth and Tackle! We gotta keep up our attacks now." Chugga bobbled about slightly before spinning around in the air via the wonders of levitation. "One hardball comin' up!" Having built up enough momentum, Chugga went flying forwards with an incredible pace.
OOC: LOL! You have no idea how much I was gambling it all on hitting. I'm glad it did. ;D
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Post by Morrigan on May 21, 2012 2:55:41 GMT 11
Joey's sudden burst of laughter caused a shiver to jolt down the spine of Isaac. Lowering his head slightly as his face contorted into a worried sneer, he was so puzzled at how the tables had seemed to turn. Earlier he was boasting in confidence, knowing that his Lickitung would easily be able to defeat a measly Koffing. But now they had crashed together a few times, things weren't that simple and this bandanna wearing fellow was insane. For once in his entire Pokemon collecting life he appeared to be speechless, tapping his large, plastic claws together idly as he tried to think up a plan. But, that's when something hit him, almost a reminder. "Heh heh! Youse juscht got lucky, thatsch all! Dont forget, that schtupid Koffing is schtill asch dizzy asch a Schpinda! Hahaha!" Almost as if using this words to prove him wrong, Chugga seemed to react. His twirling eyes clenched shut, little floating body shaking violently from side to side until looking around once more.
Chugga had managed to break free from the confusion! No more was he dizzy and surrounded by a mighty blurr, everything was crystal clear. Puffing out a few puffs of smoke and pulling an intimidating grin, Isaac recoiled on the spot, "T-Tschk! N-NO! LICKITUNG! Hurry and finisch thisch with SCHTOMP!" If Joe was going to play the offensive, then so this maniac. Koffing was that bit faster but Lickitung packed more of a punch, it was going to be a tricky call. However, now that Chugga could clearly see the world around him, he wanted to land a bit of pay back on this sneaky tongued freak. Steaming ahead at full power, Chugga sliced through the air and tackled the Lickitung right in the gut, a painful strike which dragged it across the floor. It wasnt finished yet itself, it's podgey pink legs struggling to lift it back up from the cold ground before turning and giving the weakly floating Chugga a round house stomp to the face.
Trainer Battle
vs. PokéManiac Isaac
Lickitung: | Level 25 | Health: 15% ( 13/87 HP) Status: Normal Lickitung used Stomp!
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Chugga: | Level 24 | Health: 33% (10/60 HP) Status: Normal Broke free from Confusion. Chugga used Tackle! CRITICAL!
Pain Split is Disabled.
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Post by The REAL Joey on May 21, 2012 6:15:07 GMT 11
Watching as Isaac's confidence tumbled down, down and down before finally hitting rock bottom, it was a nice shift in personality in Joey's own opinion. There was just one fault though, he was now depressingly low on self esteem but there was just one nail in the coffin to hammer in and that was beating that Lickitung good and proper. Had this been anyone else, Joey might have let up but this deluded dress up freak had bought this upon himself through his own misguided cockiness. "Y'know, its funny to see how a guy can cling to what last few straws they got left." Grinning with a sneer, Joey quipped another jab at the Pokemaniac. "Chugga may have gone a bit loopy, i'll give you that but he's made of sterner stuff. He's been through more than any of us have." Flicking his eyes over to look at his beloved Koffing, Joe chuckled as Chugga seemed to pull his senses together. The sudden ballooning of its elasticated body let Joe know all he needed to know. "Good to see you back in the game fully, Chugga." Bubbling confidently, the Koffing left no room for doubt he had returned to his own self.
"That wasn't cool, brah. Attackin' me and that but playing all tricky with that confusion was a huge mistake brother. I'M CHUGGIN' OUT!" Inhaling more and more air into its body through all the crater like orifices, it wasn't long before he grew even bigger in size. "Woah! Chugga's really goin' for it. I wouldn't like that Lickitung's chances. Not that I did to begin with, heh." Despite the language barrier, Joe shared similar sentiment. "You can flee now if you like. Just don't trip in your stupid, oversized shoes." Mocked Joe, readying up for Chugga's attack. Gushing forward by expelling its gases, the Koffing soared forward like a cannon ball possessed. Hitting the Lickitung square in its belly and seemingly winding it from the critical force of the blow, Joey pumped his fist into the air as he laughed raucously. "My battle style may be reckless, it may be haphazard but don't you think for a minute I don't know what i'm doin'. When it comes to it, gambling it all on Lady Luck smiling in yer favour always makes fer some high tension enjoyment." Still grinning evilly, displaying a hint of Chugga's own provoking personality, it spoke out to capitalise on the Lickitung's shortcomings. "Ohohoho, that's no good brother. You think you can still get up from that express freight train? Want some more, huh? Huh? This Koffing's go-OOF!" Wrapped up too much in taunting the large Lickitung, it received a half hearted stomp to the face, sending him backwards.
Luckily, Koffing's own masterful control of levitation allowed it to turn the excessive momentum into that of a controlled spin as it moved back into place in front of Joey. "I'm feelin' pretty beat brother but gimme the order and I will wreck this fat slob." Puffing furiously and exuding all sorts of foul smelling gases, it was clear to see how worked up Chugga was getting. "Just look at me brah! I'm primed to dish out the PAIN brother." Grinning madly, Joey was all too happy to continue on with this messy strategy. "This is gonna be it... The last Pain Split was a gamble in itself but this REALLY IS gonna be the final hurdle. We clear this and victory is ours." Cocking his grin into that of a small smirk, Joey outstretched his arms into a shrug and shook his head sadly. "Too bad man. You didn't do all that bad but I was simply better. Don't feel too bad, eh?" Thrusting his hand forward complete with a pointed finger at the Lickitung, Joey dramatically called out his order to Chugga. This wasn't just any order though. This was filled to the brim with all the encouragement he could muster.
"Y'see that Chugga? That is one dead Lickitung from where i'm standing. Its large, its strong and it packs a mean stomp but that don't mean jack. The way it grips onto its battered body from all the blows you've dished out proves that we're the better. You best give this last hit every damn thing you got and add in a good hit or two from me as well." Laughing as he punched his arms around in the air, it was time. "CHUGGA! TACKLE, FULL FORCE!" Building up its size as Joey spoke, he let his trainer massage his ego as the air around them pumped up his body. "I don't even see a fainted Lickitung in front of me. I see that freakshow turnin' tail and runnin', brah. Lettin' the chug out commence! Orah, orah, orah! CAN'T STOP ME NOW, BRAH." Pushing himself back against his levitation, Chugga blew out a huge amount of gas from the back of his body. As he did, it added to his pace and made way for the attack. Amazingly, as the battle raged on, the sound of chewing come to an abrupt end and a familiar thick ghetto speaking accent boomed out from the side of Joey's legs. "God daaaaayum. I ain't eatin' no more of dem candy. Murkin' dat shit alone, YO FOREALLY." Lifting its hands up to its jaw, the Scraggy pushed aside its jaws until it felt comfortable once more. "BEAT DAT CRACKA JACKA, CHUGGA! Das mah nigga." His nostrils sniffing, it seemed some of the gas trails Chugga had used to propel himself had found their way to Hoodlum. "Smoke weed erryday. WEEEEEEEEED."
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Post by Morrigan on May 22, 2012 6:30:38 GMT 11
The nerd had indeed felt an incredible blow at his confidence, the lanky male now shivering with utter dread in his plastic green suit. Beneath the clawed gloves, his hands were sweating, subtle drops rolling down the side of his temple. Being the sort to leap for a rare Pokemon before looking properly, this type of thing happened to him regularly. Although, no one had ever been quite so fierce with him as Joe was doing. Every time the biker opened his mouth to release yet another bashing of foul words, the maniac fell deeper into a state of worry. Glancing past the plastic fangs which hung over head, the man looked to Chugga. If it weren't for his ounce of speed over his Lickitung, the floating ball of gas would've been down and out. No doubt about it. This was a loss he Isaac hadn't been able to predict but it didn't matter. He had plenty of rare species back in his 'cosy' flat, Joe was the one who had to hope they wouldn't meet again in the future.
"Tsch... You all talk far too musch! I juscht want that Scraggeee, not all thisch mumbo jumbo! GOSCH!" He wasn't just talking about Joe either, all his Pokemon seemed to have motor mouths and it annoyed him that he didn't understand a word they were saying. Lickitung did, however. After being plucked from his original trainer at a young level, the pink blob hated working for this guy but right now, Isaac was the only thing he had. That and even though he was a freak, the Pokemon was looked after, if only for being rare. In this case, it could see the trainer and his team were close, that and putting up with a talking Scraggy would probably start to get on it's nerves after a while. So, standing it's ground, the Lickitung waited for Chugga's next tackle. No matter what move Isaac would order, he wasnt going to attack back. Narrowing it's beady eyes as the ball of gas swung in to attack, the Lickitung was hit square in the jaw, toppling back and falling unconscious.
Trainer Battle
vs. PokéManiac Isaac
Lickitung: | Level 25 | Health: 0% ( 0/87 HP) Status: Normal . . .
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Chugga: | Level 24 | Health: 33% (10/60 HP) Status: Normal Chugga used Tackle!
Pain Split is Disabled.
Congratulations! Joe and his team have successfully defeated Isaac! Chugga gained 4 levels (+1 due to Lucky Egg) and grew to Level 28! Chugga wants to learn the move Sludge! Forget a move? [ Pain Split | Selfdestruct | Tackle | Assurance ] +1 Happiness Voltek gained 1250 experience from holding Exp Share! Voltek grew to Level 28! ( 31/2437 ) Isaac handed over £770 to Joe for winning!
As the back of Lickitung's head smashed against the concrete ground, Isaac raised his hands to head, his face contorting into a mixture of shock and anger and yet another nazily, "NOOOOOOOOOO!" began to echo from wall to wall. Passer's by looked to the nerd in shock from his abrupt shouting, some regulars of the tunnel shopping district walking by with more disgusted looks after recognising him. As he dropped to his knees to try and wrestle off his costume in hope to check over his Pokemon, his sudden falling to the floor made way to a sight of approaching girls. Their clothing being bright and summery, a gentle tan touching their skin which contrasted with her light coloured hair. Curling their lips, unimpressed, as they moved by Isaac, one girl battered her long eye lashes from him before looking at Joe, gasping and moving in to whisper down her friends ear. Although, it was a bit too loud to be a whisper, intentional or not. "Hey, isnt that one of those wanted guys? With blonde hair? Did he change his hair style? So uncool..."
Scoffing at him, the girls barged past Joe, their overly decorated nails going back to their cellphones as they went back to whatever they were originally talking about. For now, what they said was somewhat unclear but it seemed to hit a note with Isaac. Finally withdrawing his Lickitung, with much effort, the costume clad male had managed to stagger to his feet. Taking a better look at Joe, he glared, "I thought you looked familiar! You're that guy whosche been causching trouble down here! Throwing bricksch through schop windowsch, schtealing and juscht being an all around pain! I schould've known from that schtupid bandanna!" Tossing his arm to one side, he made one final growl at Joe, "You know what? I dont want your Scraggeee afterall! No one wantsch you and your thieving waysch down here!" Freezing upon realising he had just tried to battle for ownership of Joe's Pokemon, he would also probably fall under the title of thievery. Turning up his nose, the man turned and began to stomp off.
Obviously something weird was going on. Joe is a trouble maker but he hadnt been down in the Tunnel for too long. That and would he really go as far as to randomly vandalise a few shops? By sounds of things, he very well might have an impersonator. No need to jump to any conclusions yet though, a few clues are needed first.
Question the locals or find out more on your own?
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Post by The REAL Joey on May 23, 2012 3:05:07 GMT 11
Cocking his head with a vicious glint in his eye, Joe retorted back. " I talk too much? Buddy, you were the one who came marchin' over here and breathing all heavily on me. Just 'cause I can out talk you for the whole of Kanto don't mean you can try and shove me off." Shaking his head, Hoodlum yelled out. Clearly pissed off to high heavens over the nerd's incessant demands. " Aight, you busta ain't nothin' but a crab bitch, YO. We here keepin' it gully an' parlaying and yo' punk ass gettin' up in our grillz. I ain't da one, scrub. Yo Chugga, wreck dis foo', HOLLA." However, as Chugga went full steam ahead to ram into the Lickitung, Slash unfolded his arms and leered his eyes as he pulled down his bandanna from his mouth to speak a bit clearer. " Heeeey... I feel kinda bad for slobber chops over there. That stance ain't one of a fighter. That's the stance of some poor sap just givin' up." Forgetting something, Slash shrugged and went back to folding his arms as he leaned against the nearby wall. " Then again, he can always break free if it was that bad livin' with Pokenerd over there." Turning to look at Slash, Hoodlum laughed. " Ahahahahahahaha, I think any sucka'd bum out. That biotch is wack, tru dat." As they conversed on and on, Chugga had finally made contact and having knocked the wind out of the Lickitung fully, it collapsed to the floor, happy. Almost as if the unconsciousness meant a brief respite from all this chaos. Seeing that Isaac had nothing left to battle with, Joey smirked and tilted his head in a condescending manner. " Told ya you'd balls up. So, about that bet we had..." About to pressure the Pokemaniac for at least SOMETHING in return, he was stopped mid sentence as a group of girls who had been passing in the tunnel were sidetracked by Isaac's overly dramatic yell. Thinking they were going to berate the crazed maniac sobbing on the floor, Joe was actually taken aback somewhat as they whispered audibly about him. His face scrunching up with wonder, he couldn't quite understand what they had said. " HEY! My hairstyles always been like this, whaddya mean uncool?!" Moving past without so much giving him any more of their time, it was Hoodlum who jogged forward half-heartedly to catch up with them. " YO SHORTIES! SCRAGG-DADDY GOT WHAT'CHU NEED, HOLLA!" Holding his elasticated trousers up as high as possible, he let them slap down as they fell below his waist line and settled around his ankles. Flashing them with unabashed shamelessness, Joey couldn't help but stifle his laughter. " Ahaha oh boy... You gotta be... Kidding me... Hahaha..." Unable to get a proper look at their reactions, he was distracted as Isaac came to a startling realisation about Joey's supposed identity. " The hell you talkin' about? I had trouble gettin' to grips with what you were sayin' before but this? Brickin' shop windows? That ain't my style at all... No comment on the stealin' part though, heheh." Having finally managed to get rid of the nuisance, Joey had a rather glum, quizzical expression on his face. " Now that's weird. I haven't really even begun to stir up much trouble here yet... Somethin's not adding up." Looking down he noticed Slash was back at his feet with a nice handful of Pokedollars in his paws. " Got the money alright, eh?" A sneaky grin on the cat's face, he offered it up to Joey as he purred happily. " Like candy from a baby. I slit through his stupid costume with one o' my claws and let the cash flow out. Stupid idiot didn't even notice one bit." Laughing, Joey pocketed it away. Rubbing his fingers over his stubble faced chin, he went into serious consideration about what was iffy about the situation. " I really don't like this. Almost sound like someone's tryin' to copy me. Who else do you know who pulls off a rugged look and purple bandanna like me, huh?" Losing sight of the teenage girls, Hoodlum picked up his trousers and turned to face Joey as he gave his low down on the situation. " Yo, yo, yo, YO J-DAWG. Stop stressin'. You jus' gotta dig that we got some BANK now, baller. We got some SERIOUS cred, YO. Juice all up in dis ghetto. Fo really." Adjusting one of his whiskers, Slash didn't quite share the hood rat's enthusiasm. Shaking his head profusely, Slash tried to convey his own thoughts. " This whole thing stinks and I don't mean Chugga over there. I think this is a set up. You may be bit of a hot head but you ain't no flashy twerp." Sensing his Pokemon's uncertainty, he turned to look at his final Pokemon who had since gravitated over cheerfully. " Chug? What do you think?" Chugga bubbled apprehensively before talking in his own decipherable speech. " It's bad brother, it ain't good at all. I say we track down the punks and give 'em some PAIN. Ain't nothin' else to do." Not quite getting it, he turned to Hoodlum for interpretation with a raised eyebrow. " Chugga said hell no, nigga. Dis shit's hummin." Making his mind up, Joey decided enough was enough. " Best get to the bottom of this all then. Last thing I want is some phony cramping on my style. Oh and Chugga, before I forget. I was gonna give 'em to you before Isaac got up in our business but here. Got a little discount when me and Hood went to the Department Store." Taking out two differently coloured CD cases, one yellow and one red, he took out Chugga's Pokeball. " Got some heavy duty moves I wouldn't mind you learnin'. You in?" Ballooning up proudly, Chugga was all for it. " You bet brother." Letting himself be sucked inside the confines of his Pokeball, Joey took the CDs out and slotted them into the Pokeball's centre and laughed quietly as they disappeared into thin air upon being used. Summoning Chugga back out, the Koffing had a new air about him. " Brah, check this out. Don't get too burnt out on the shock." Growing in size, Chugga let rip a sudden burst of fire from one of his craters before shooting out electricity of the other one. " Haha perfect. Whoever's behind this shenanigans probably won't vouch for that wild card. C'mon gang, let's move." Not sure where to really begin first, it was only when he heard the ringing cry of a market stall seller that Joey found his first lead to follow. " No harm in askin' the locals I guess." With the group walking up to the empty stall, Joey inquired. " Hey, was wonderin' if you could help me out... What's the word in the underground?" Jumping up to the market table, Hoodlum raised a fist with an angry expression. " AND DON'T BE FAKIN' NO JACKS, YO!" OOC: Just mentioning Chugga can learn Sludge over Selfdestruct, and then teaching Flamethrower and Thunderbolt over Tackle and Assurance respectively as Morri was kind to gift me those in a trade.
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