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Post by nategrey on Mar 19, 2024 17:37:10 GMT 11
Don't sleep, drink, eat or work
Teach me to travel to the future
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Snover
Actively melting
Posts: 2,660
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Post by Snover on Mar 19, 2024 23:41:56 GMT 11
You are going forward 1 second per second, so you are traveling to the future right now!
Teach me how to travel to the past.
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Post by nategrey on Mar 20, 2024 0:43:07 GMT 11
Walk forward then backwards
Teach me to run normally
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Snover
Actively melting
Posts: 2,660
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Post by Snover on Mar 20, 2024 7:53:40 GMT 11
Find someone named "Normally", and hit them with your car. Boom! You ran over Normally. Wait, you were asking how to run normally? Can't help you there.
Teach me how to start dating.
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Junior Trainer
Marill
Captchas are the death of me
Posts: 32
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Post by Marill on Mar 20, 2024 8:38:00 GMT 11
Don't date, there is no need.
Teach me how to fish!
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Post by nategrey on Mar 20, 2024 9:14:42 GMT 11
Play monster hunter... never played it so don't even know if there are fishes in it or not
Teach me to not get embarrassed by my family
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Snover
Actively melting
Posts: 2,660
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Post by Snover on Mar 21, 2024 23:19:40 GMT 11
Secede from your family.
Teach me how to say goodbye.
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Post by nategrey on Mar 22, 2024 5:44:36 GMT 11
Become the white rabbit from Alice in Wonderland
Teach me to Purge
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Post by Jenesis on Mar 23, 2024 10:35:37 GMT 11
Just watch the movie The Purge.
Teach me how to write a character app faster.
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Snover
Actively melting
Posts: 2,660
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Post by Snover on Mar 23, 2024 11:31:56 GMT 11
It took me 4 months to make Samuel, you DON'T want my advice.
Teach me how to give better advice.
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Post by nategrey on Mar 23, 2024 19:23:51 GMT 11
Read a self help book
Teach me to be random
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Snover
Actively melting
Posts: 2,660
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Post by Snover on Mar 24, 2024 7:36:48 GMT 11
Before every action, use a random number generator to determine what you will do and when.
Teach me how to stop being chronically online.
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Post by nategrey on Mar 24, 2024 17:53:07 GMT 11
Don't use WiFi and don't use your data
Teach me to pay attention to shows instead of having them on in the background
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Snover
Actively melting
Posts: 2,660
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Post by Snover on Mar 25, 2024 1:00:21 GMT 11
Disown your kids and quit your job so that they don't bother you anymore.
Teach me how to make cotton candy.
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Post by Jenesis on Mar 26, 2024 17:55:58 GMT 11
Douse the cotton in sugar until it becomes edible.
Teach me how to get rich quick.
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