Snover
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Post by Snover on Mar 27, 2024 12:22:40 GMT 11
Change your name to Bill Gates. Then bill people for every gate they use.
Teach me how to ZapdosZulu.
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Post by nategrey on Apr 1, 2024 23:13:37 GMT 11
Zap two birds with electricity while doing the Zulu dance
Teach me to not lose a passport
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Post by MidnightLugia on Apr 7, 2024 5:34:32 GMT 11
Stitch your passport to your forearm, then you'll never lose it AND have it easily accessible.
Teach me to make a PB&J sandwich
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Post by nategrey on Apr 7, 2024 20:27:28 GMT 11
First butter the bread, put some peanuts on both sides of the bread then add jelly and finally eat it... oh wait that is a butter, peanut and jelly sandwich
Teach me to make chocolate chip mint ice cream
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Post by MidnightLugia on Apr 8, 2024 9:33:33 GMT 11
Take a full box of chocolate chip cookies (no need to open the box), a pack of spearmint gum (no need to open this either), and a liter of vanilla ice cream (we don't have time to open this either). Toss everything in an industrial blender (nothing less will do), blend on high for at least five minutes, and enjoy your freshly homemade chocolate chip mint ice cream.
I need someone to teach me how to fall asleep quickly and easily.
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Post by vartio on Apr 9, 2024 14:08:34 GMT 11
Take a Hammer and smash yourself in the skull with it.
Someone teach me to use GIMP.
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Post by nategrey on Apr 9, 2024 17:48:16 GMT 11
Get a new teacher
Teach me to relax
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Post by MidnightLugia on Apr 19, 2024 8:28:41 GMT 11
In order to relax, simply enjoy some homemade chocolate chip mint ice cream.
Teach me how to prepare a bowl of cereal.
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Post by nategrey on Apr 22, 2024 21:18:27 GMT 11
Get a bowl of cereal then smash it on the ground
Teach me to not be so honest
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