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Post by Jenesis on Mar 10, 2023 18:56:09 GMT 11
How do you sleep at night with those dumb wings that can't even fly?
Foongus
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Post by fyrebirdevo on Mar 13, 2023 10:30:57 GMT 11
"Foongus? Sounds like a bad foot infection"
Metang
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Post by Jenesis on Mar 13, 2023 18:31:42 GMT 11
Just two Beldums glued to a UFO, how original!
Venomoth
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Post by AshenPhoenix on Mar 16, 2023 5:50:44 GMT 11
Deadeye bug that pretends to be a psychic type
Probopass
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Post by Jenesis on Mar 16, 2023 7:53:25 GMT 11
You think you got enough noses there, bud?
Wishiwashi
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Post by AshenPhoenix on Mar 19, 2023 1:52:49 GMT 11
What a cross-eyed little loser, only brave when it calls its friends to help
Lopunny
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Caramell 🍬
10% off any item in shop if you write a Haiku about your day and link it
Posts: 19,319
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Post by Caramell 🍬 on Mar 19, 2023 12:01:23 GMT 11
Fan service bunny. Really, Pokemon? ok, fiiinnneee.
Dreepy.
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Post by AshenPhoenix on Mar 20, 2023 22:57:25 GMT 11
Hah, a dragon booger with a thousand yard stare!
Rhyperior
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sans
pronouns: they/them
Posts: 370
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Post by sans on Mar 22, 2023 0:24:28 GMT 11
Not even remotely superior to Rhyhorn, smh.
Binacle
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Post by AshenPhoenix on Mar 22, 2023 8:00:30 GMT 11
Gosh, two terminally angry inflatable worms with hands for heads, who came up with that
Feraligatr
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Post by MidnightLugia on Mar 24, 2023 6:50:29 GMT 11
When you're quite an impressive alligator Pokémon, but you're most well known for being thiccccc 🤣
Ponyta
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Post by Jenesis on Mar 24, 2023 8:47:52 GMT 11
Being horsegirl bait is your only redeeming quality.
Leavanny
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Post by AshenPhoenix on Mar 24, 2023 9:57:42 GMT 11
Bloody cursed expression you got there, waifu mantis
Rattata
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Post by Venominon on Mar 31, 2023 8:24:04 GMT 11
Even beginning trainers never give this Pokemon a second look once they realize that there are so many better Pokemon in the world. You were a failure when you were new, and you were a failure in Alola too. Ya really are nothin' but a dirty rat.
Ceruledge
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Post by Jenesis on Mar 31, 2023 8:51:46 GMT 11
What are you, Meta Knight from Kirby in a Mega Man suit? And your Japanese name is "Soulblades"? Soooooo edgy.
Flareon
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