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Post by 🌪️《 𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒐 》 on Dec 7, 2021 1:20:29 GMT 11
Meowstic "I use psychic to knock full cups off the table when my trainer turns her back."
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Post by Venominon on Dec 7, 2021 20:48:10 GMT 11
Electabuzz
I go to powerplants, eat up all the electricity, and then it gets so dark at night that I can't even see where I am anymore.
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Post by 🌪️《 𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒐 》 on Dec 8, 2021 0:49:03 GMT 11
Charmander "I gave my trainer a heart attack by splashing in a huge puddle and having a near death experience."
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Post by Caramell 🍬 on Jan 21, 2022 16:15:27 GMT 11
Squirtle I flooded my house just by sneezing.
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Post by nategrey on Feb 17, 2022 19:55:00 GMT 11
Snorlax
I crush things by rolling in my sleep
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Post by Venominon on May 18, 2022 21:46:49 GMT 11
Gumshoos
I'm so patient that I wait for my prey all day long, but then I end up getting so bored that I doze off and I go to bed hungry.
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Tiki
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Post by Tiki on Jun 11, 2022 14:24:07 GMT 11
Klefki
Klefki virtual 2.0 when? I don't know my passwords and keys online bro
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Post by nategrey on Jul 17, 2022 5:49:10 GMT 11
Smeargle
I paint Jigglypuff while I am awake and finish the painting on the ground in my sleep
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Post by Caramell 🍬 on Aug 3, 2022 11:15:21 GMT 11
Ditto I can't stand my own self reflection so much that I gotta imitate YOU!
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Post by Tiki on Aug 5, 2022 5:08:12 GMT 11
Carnivine
how you have a mouth so big and body so small? How you gonna digest?? absorb nutrient?
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Post by Caramell 🍬 on Aug 8, 2022 10:39:49 GMT 11
Diglett You're so lame you're just half a Diglett added onto your base form.
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Post by Jenesis on Jan 2, 2023 14:17:08 GMT 11
Wiglett I'm just a Diglett that fell into a tub of bleach.
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Post by Megan Hernadez on Jan 2, 2023 14:29:09 GMT 11
Machamp I punch things WITH FOUR ARMS!
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Post by Jenesis on Jan 2, 2023 14:38:01 GMT 11
Ampharos
I was just wanting to get a trim and ended up totally shaved.
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Post by kinjosenchi on Jan 10, 2023 23:33:18 GMT 11
Pickachu[/]
You're only liked by children. In reality your a worthless Mouse.
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