antonius
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Post by antonius on Jul 27, 2021 15:05:00 GMT 11
Granted because you simply quit caring about everything when depression sets in. (nasty yin\yang effect)
I wish I could get a great girlfriend who is close to my age (40) instead of having all of the high school to early 20s wanting to chase me. I look way too young for my age.
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Post by Tarlar on Jul 27, 2021 17:52:59 GMT 11
Granted (you probably should just needs to look the right places), but you need to move to Greenland and become a fisherman to live with her.
I wish all my mornings was like today.
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Post by Caramell 🍬 on Jul 27, 2021 22:40:34 GMT 11
Granted, all your mornings are like today because this morning never ends, so there is no afternoons no evenings no tomorrows. You can never go anywhere else, either. This time is the only time that exist.
I wish I was filthy stinkin' rich.
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Post by Sloane Siltstone on Jul 28, 2021 14:30:13 GMT 11
Granted! Your rich in filth and stinking. You own more filthy and stinking things than anyone in the whole world. Congrats!
I wish I would settle down and read more!
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antonius
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Post by antonius on Jul 28, 2021 15:10:46 GMT 11
Your wish is granted but you have so many books around you can't see how to get out of your room or anywhere to put food.
My wish is for an easy way to figure out contest on this site. I've got a long road ahead of me with it.
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Post by Tarlar on Jul 28, 2021 17:32:45 GMT 11
Granted, but it ends up being so simple there isn't really any competition in it.
I wish we could figure out what the banking noise is in the mornings.
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Post by Caramell 🍬 on Jul 29, 2021 2:45:02 GMT 11
Granted but then the noise is never ending. Even when you sleep, even when you drive, even when you're on an airplane far, far away.
I wish I could breathe underwater.
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Post by Tarlar on Jul 29, 2021 6:47:19 GMT 11
Granted, but obviously it means you can't leave the water since you get gills instead of lungs.
I wish I could write posts as fast as most other on here
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Post by Caramell 🍬 on Jul 29, 2021 8:41:54 GMT 11
Granted, but you write them so fast that you start creating a "saved log" of future posts that no one is prepared for to the point, now no one else can write but you.
I wish it was late August so our new Corgi could come home.
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Post by antonius on Jul 29, 2021 9:33:12 GMT 11
Granted but the corgi is a terror and won't be potty trained (ok, this is highly likely)
I wish my actual age and the age I look are the same. I have a tendency to look several years younger than what I truly am.
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Post by Caramell 🍬 on Jul 29, 2021 11:20:05 GMT 11
Granted, but now you're full of deep wrinkles that make you look ancient all because one guy once had that many ancient - 900 year old wrinkles - at your exact age.
I wish I could rewind time.
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Post by Tarlar on Jul 29, 2021 18:32:59 GMT 11
Granted, problem is that you can't stop it nor move forward again. So instead of steadily moving forward you are steadily moving backwards.
I wish I had my slippers. (My feet is getting cold)
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Post by Caramell 🍬 on Jul 29, 2021 23:26:35 GMT 11
Granted, but you have so many slippers you're buried in them. If you were to ever dig your way out, more slippers will magically appear until you're buried in them, as well.
I wish I had a really yummy slice of Chocolate cake.
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Post by Sloane Siltstone on Jul 30, 2021 4:10:23 GMT 11
Granted, but it's a VERY thin slice.
I wish my dogs would stop begging for snacks every time I try to play with them.
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Post by Tarlar on Jul 30, 2021 17:21:40 GMT 11
(fed them too often under playtime? ) Granted, but now they become really hard to train since hey aren't interested in working for any snacks. I wish for no rain when we visit Kalø Slotsruin (Kalø castle-ruin) later today.
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