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Post by MPG ~ Snover Enthusiast on Sept 21, 2023 4:25:30 GMT 11
Been two days, where's my tea?
Oops, accidentally blew up my office! Can I have a new one? (I was illegally testing the radioactivity of Plutonium)
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Post by Tiki on Sept 22, 2023 8:38:25 GMT 11
you're not supposed to test it in your office. you'll be speaking with environmental department shortly
you are invited to a meeting about safety protocols
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Post by MPG ~ Snover Enthusiast on Sept 22, 2023 22:40:04 GMT 11
I can't go, I'm busy violating safety protocols.
Anyone know where I can find a new source for Plutonium? The last one is under government surveillance.
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Post by Tiki on Oct 15, 2023 14:07:21 GMT 11
You'll have to get management approval first
Had anyone seen the receptionist? I have an order pending delivery
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Post by Pixel on Nov 14, 2023 9:11:37 GMT 11
She's out with the CEO on his golf meeting with the Board.
Has anyone seen my desk plant? It's gone missing again.
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Post by Tiki on Nov 15, 2023 16:52:53 GMT 11
The ceiling raccoon destroyed it
had anyone seen the lunch caterer yet?
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Post by Tarlar on Nov 16, 2023 18:50:40 GMT 11
Yeah, she's feeding her snorlax, it might take some time.
I need someone to reboot the fossil revival computer.
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Post by Caramell 🍬 on Nov 20, 2023 1:21:33 GMT 11
Oh sure, we could do that. But the tools needed were loaned out to our parent company and won't be returned until after Christmas. Can it wait a few weeks? You can run coffee errands until then.
Can anyone tell me why we haven't started decorating the office for our holiday parties?!
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Post by Pixel on Nov 21, 2023 8:22:57 GMT 11
Didn't you hear? The higher ups have decided that the office should 'look professional' and we're only allowed to have the decorations up for the week of the holiday. No more month long decoration sprees.
Has anyone seen Sally from Accounting?
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Post by Tiki on Nov 28, 2023 3:44:21 GMT 11
She's on vacation for thanksgiving. You could leave her a message.
Had anyone met the new COO?
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Post by MPG ~ Snover Enthusiast on Dec 8, 2023 1:41:21 GMT 11
New COO? What happened to the last one?
Where in the world did my computer go? Also, who broke my window? I loved that window 😢
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Post by Steph on Dec 9, 2023 5:17:05 GMT 11
The old COO’s under government surveillance…something about illegal plutonium? I wasn’t really paying that much attention at that meeting
Sorry! I borrowed your laptop to play Minesweeper. You can have it back. I think the window’s gonna be out of commission for a while, though. The Accounting Department keeps smashing it during softball practice.
Hey, who put cherry syrup in the coffee pot?!
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Post by MPG ~ Snover Enthusiast on Dec 12, 2023 0:02:35 GMT 11
The old COO told me to put plutonium or something in the coffee machine to make it taste better, but I couldn't find it. So I put in cherry syrup instead!
Wasn't the building a 6 story building? I could of sworn that there were a lot more floor than there are now. In fact, I can't find the building.
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Post by Tiki on Dec 12, 2023 16:45:34 GMT 11
how did you forget? did you hit your head or work from home for too long?
why is the next meeting cancelled?
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Post by Steph on Dec 12, 2023 17:32:15 GMT 11
I actually convinced the boss that the meeting should just be an email.
…incidentally, who wants to help me write an email?
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