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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2021 23:05:50 GMT 11
Because your mind doesnt like 30s clearly.
Why is it always faster on the way home rather then going somewhere?
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Post by Tarlar on Jul 5, 2021 0:11:24 GMT 11
Because you know the way and keeps seeing things you recognize, or that you are walking/running faster and just not notice it.
Why is the ants in my garden after my guinea pigs when they are outside?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2021 0:31:43 GMT 11
They like the way he tastes, or they like his fur to stay warm.
Why is it called Pork Butt, when it comes from the shoulder?
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Post by Tarlar on Jul 6, 2021 4:51:01 GMT 11
Didn't know it was called taht, but perhaps because it taste like ass?
Why is life and work going to be so hard on me right now?
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Post by Caramell 🍬 on Jul 19, 2021 19:19:06 GMT 11
Because you're most likely fatigued and waiting too anxiously for your well-deserved vacation.
Why can't I have a normal circadian sleep cycle?
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Post by Tarlar on Jul 20, 2021 8:14:04 GMT 11
Because the man in the moon has a crush on you and this is his attempts to try get in contact with you.
Why is English hard?
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Post by Caramell 🍬 on Jul 21, 2021 6:41:47 GMT 11
Because it's a conglomeration of several different languages blended together, and breaks it's own rules. We even have words that have two definition for the word itself, and the definitions mean the opposite of each other. These words are known as contronym because they contradict their own mean with both definitions. A good example is the word cleave. Cleave means both "to cling" and also means "to split apart".
Why is waiting the hardest part when you're waiting on possibly good (or bad) news?
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Post by Tarlar on Jul 21, 2021 18:25:21 GMT 11
(oh we have that in Danish as well: Example "Bakke", which can mean: "To drive backwards", a hill, a tray, smoking pipe or to support something XD )
Because you can't get distracted since you really want to hear the news and it keeps turning around in your head.
Why can't the whole world learn to speak Danish instead of me having to learn other languages?
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Post by Caramell 🍬 on Jul 21, 2021 23:24:45 GMT 11
Same reason we don't want the whole world to learn English to to make it easier on me. =/ Although, I know some of the English speakers act like everyone should, and I'm sorry they do.
Why did I forget my French? I could have had another possible job offer if I still remembered it fluently.
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Post by Tarlar on Jul 22, 2021 8:55:00 GMT 11
Because you haven't used it? If you want to remember something as complex as a language you need to practice and use it.
Why does Shrimp Chips taste so good?
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Post by Caramell 🍬 on Jul 22, 2021 22:28:31 GMT 11
I don't know, but I'm willing to try them! Perhaps, because shrimp already has a pretty flavorless flavor (slightly salty on their own) and chips are normally considered to be a rathery salty flavor normally (assuming we're talking about Potato Chips and not the chips you might have with a fish & chips). Plus, if they're coated in the shrimp's flavor and fried the oil definitely helps bring out and enhance the flavor pallet! Why is healthy weight loss, even with a proper diet and exercise, sometimes one of the most difficult and challenging things to achieve (and maintain)?
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Post by Tarlar on Jul 24, 2021 23:35:59 GMT 11
(nope, they are this so potato chip like in consistent but more fluffy and then tastes of shrimp.) Because its a change of habits and something you need to keep on a long term basis instead of a quick diet and then going back to how you were before. Why is bacon so loved?
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Post by Caramell 🍬 on Jul 25, 2021 5:52:30 GMT 11
Because it's so juicy and tasty NOM!
Why does organ meat taste so bad if it is so good for us to eat?
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Post by Tarlar on Jul 26, 2021 8:03:27 GMT 11
Because it doesn't taste bad? You just need to get used to it, or have something made in a better way Why have I begun to think that beans taste less bad as I get older?
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Post by Caramell 🍬 on Jul 27, 2021 5:38:23 GMT 11
Because they're actually really tasty when prepared the right way. <3
Why can't I stop being so nervous over this one interview and position?
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