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Post by kinjosenchi on Oct 18, 2022 7:41:57 GMT 11
Out to lunch. It's kind of a conspiracy
Why can't I ever win the lottery?
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Caramell 🍬
10% off any item in shop if you write a Haiku about your day and link it
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Post by Caramell 🍬 on Nov 14, 2022 7:54:25 GMT 11
Because of the impossible statistics related to being that "1" in a "billion".
Why can't I just be magically rich?
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Post by kinjosenchi on Nov 15, 2022 12:21:00 GMT 11
Because you haven't discovered the magic lamp yet.
Why can't I get any sleep
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Missingno.
Grass Dinosaur
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Tiki
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Post by Tiki on Jan 2, 2023 2:10:03 GMT 11
Because you don't have passport to another dimension.
Why did I woke up too soon
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Post by Jenesis on Jan 2, 2023 14:34:48 GMT 11
Because you didn't go to sleep late enough.
Why am I always cold?
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Post by maple on Jan 5, 2023 13:31:24 GMT 11
Is frisk thief farming good on this site?
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Post by kinjosenchi on Jan 10, 2023 13:41:10 GMT 11
Possibly.
Is there a universe where pokemon is real?
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Post by Atthis on Jan 10, 2023 13:47:55 GMT 11
The multiverse theory has not yet been disproven, so perhaps.
Is Magikarp’s skin smooth or scaly?
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Post by kinjosenchi on Jan 10, 2023 13:49:36 GMT 11
I'll go with Scaly
What if Doctor Who was real?
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Snover
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Post by Snover on Jan 13, 2023 4:16:49 GMT 11
if he was, 2023 wouldn't exist
even though people are friends with pokemon, they still eat them. WHY?! HOW DOES THAT WORK?! I WOULD NEVER EAT CHAD
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Post by Snover on Jan 27, 2023 14:26:02 GMT 11
know 1 hear sew da questshun upp their iz irelevant nou
Y duz mi gramar end speling suk sew bad!
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Missingno.
Grass Dinosaur
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Post by Tiki on Feb 4, 2023 12:22:23 GMT 11
because you had a stroke when you wrote it? When is summer coming?
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*insert anime reference here*
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Post by Avalon on Feb 5, 2023 9:00:47 GMT 11
Eventually.
Why are my students so obsessed with Naruto despite that show being done and off the air now?
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Post by sans on Feb 5, 2023 23:51:47 GMT 11
Because they're weeaboos and they want to be ninjas so they can sneak out of exams. Highly relatable, but also highly dangerous.
Why are we only allowed six pokémon in our party?
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Post by Snover on Feb 8, 2023 11:09:10 GMT 11
because a 8374982745873 on 8374982745873 battle would last an eternity
why don't anyone watch my YouTube videos?
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