Post by Blackbird on Sept 6, 2013 10:27:16 GMT 11
Weird Ways You’ve Gotten Hurt
The title says it all. I saw this thread on another site and decided, hey, why not? Now, I know I’m not the only person who hurts themselves in weird ways. So, tell your stories!
1. I was talking to my friend's mom, and I turned to express my point, and slammed my face into a door.
2. My friend and I were bored at the store, so he tried to teach me to Moonwalk. I moonwalked right into a pole. I apologized to it. I hurt my heel.
3. I was jumping on my trampoline, and jumped right off.
4. My school has doors in the middle of the hallway, and I walked face first into the pole.
5. We had just gotten a cat, and it spun and scratched down the length of my fore arm.
6. I was walking down my friends stairs; I tripped over her toe, rolled down the stairs, and hit the wall with a loud BANG. I sprained my big toe.
7. I was at my friend’s house, and I tripped on a crack. It hurt so bad that her dad had to carry me home. I sprained my ankle.
8. I didn't see the netting thing over my friends sliding glass door, and walked right into it. It left a print on my face for about five weeks.
9. I tripped over my dog, and slammed my face into the wall.
10. I was climbing a tree; I fell asleep, ended up like a sloth in the tree. When woke up, I was so surprised I fell out of the tree.
11. I stepped on a garbage bag on accident and somehow got a piece of something in my foot. My grandpa said there was no glass, and my mom said it must have been a sharp corner, but I pulled something out.
12. I tripped and fell into a garbage can at school.
13. I was in my friend’s pool in the shallow end; I tripped and ended up ding a split. It hurt!
14. My cat slapped me and left scratches on my face.
15. A dodgeball hit my face and shoved my glasses into my face. They left an indent.
16. I tried to straighten a turned on lightbulb and burned myself.
17. I was asking my friend to put my binder in my backpack, and ran face first into a pole.
18. I walked into the dark office, didn’t see my black dog, tripped over her, and did a front flip.
19. Turned to look at a teacher that called my name, tripped, and rolled down the hill all the way to the cafeteria. A good five hundred feet.
20. Forgot that a song got really loud after thirty seconds, turned it up full blast *the beginnings pretty quiet*. You can figure out what happened.
21. I went with my friend to a resort. He went under a wire to get a ball. I walked over. It shot up and slashed my knee. Quite a nice scar.
The title says it all. I saw this thread on another site and decided, hey, why not? Now, I know I’m not the only person who hurts themselves in weird ways. So, tell your stories!
1. I was talking to my friend's mom, and I turned to express my point, and slammed my face into a door.
2. My friend and I were bored at the store, so he tried to teach me to Moonwalk. I moonwalked right into a pole. I apologized to it. I hurt my heel.
3. I was jumping on my trampoline, and jumped right off.
4. My school has doors in the middle of the hallway, and I walked face first into the pole.
5. We had just gotten a cat, and it spun and scratched down the length of my fore arm.
6. I was walking down my friends stairs; I tripped over her toe, rolled down the stairs, and hit the wall with a loud BANG. I sprained my big toe.
7. I was at my friend’s house, and I tripped on a crack. It hurt so bad that her dad had to carry me home. I sprained my ankle.
8. I didn't see the netting thing over my friends sliding glass door, and walked right into it. It left a print on my face for about five weeks.
9. I tripped over my dog, and slammed my face into the wall.
10. I was climbing a tree; I fell asleep, ended up like a sloth in the tree. When woke up, I was so surprised I fell out of the tree.
11. I stepped on a garbage bag on accident and somehow got a piece of something in my foot. My grandpa said there was no glass, and my mom said it must have been a sharp corner, but I pulled something out.
12. I tripped and fell into a garbage can at school.
13. I was in my friend’s pool in the shallow end; I tripped and ended up ding a split. It hurt!
14. My cat slapped me and left scratches on my face.
15. A dodgeball hit my face and shoved my glasses into my face. They left an indent.
16. I tried to straighten a turned on lightbulb and burned myself.
17. I was asking my friend to put my binder in my backpack, and ran face first into a pole.
18. I walked into the dark office, didn’t see my black dog, tripped over her, and did a front flip.
19. Turned to look at a teacher that called my name, tripped, and rolled down the hill all the way to the cafeteria. A good five hundred feet.
20. Forgot that a song got really loud after thirty seconds, turned it up full blast *the beginnings pretty quiet*. You can figure out what happened.
21. I went with my friend to a resort. He went under a wire to get a ball. I walked over. It shot up and slashed my knee. Quite a nice scar.
