One more time [F]

[The REAL Joey]

Watching from the sidelines, Joey really didn't know what to do. That had to be the most overkill take down he had ever seen in his entire life. Before he wasn't too sure if Unova Pokemon were anything special but this really did wonders in boosting their standing in his mind. His mouth was agape and he stood there motionless for a few moments, trying to overcome how over the top that was. Eventually his hands came together to clap slowly. "Hot damn, that was..." He shook his head and shrugged as if unable to find the words. "...Overkill!" Scraggy, nodded and was laughing it up. "Yo, yo, yo, top dawg! I told you i'd be chuckin' up rocks in his grill, yo!" the miniature lizard pulled up his trousers which had been sagging and continued speaking.

"BOOYA! Brapped him hard, brapped him good, son. He got bust!!" The Scraggy began warming up its arms and bobbing his head about. "S'good, s'gooood! I ain't fakin' jacks but I ain't laid the smackdown in a good while. S'good to bust some cracka ass bird in the jaw." He looked around and pulled up his trousers as it angrily yelled out for another round of fisticuffs. "'SUP B#@&%$*?!?!? I will F$#@ ALL YO' NIGGAS UP! Brap, son!" Joey looked around and could hear the distinct sound of another thing flying towards them. It seemed Hoodlum had started a turf war.

OOC: I'll update Faint Attack over Leer.

Oh and another bird Pokemon if you please.

[Morrigan]

After the Pidgey had tumbled into the grass below, a sudden rustling from the same place started, drawing the attention of both Joe and Hoodlum. Slowly, yet another Pidgey poked it's rear end out of the grass, using it's beak to drag it's fainted friend to safety. With his brethren fainted, this new Pidgey was incredibly angry but like the last one, there was something incredibly strange with it. Making sure his fainted friend was able to rest in a safe place, he began to flick any loose twigs and leaves away from his feathers before focusing on the matter at hand... Or, wing.

The new Pidgey began hopping towards Hoodlum angrily. This thing being incredibly stupid or amazingly brave. Lowering the top half of it's body and stretching it's wings up and around its back to mimic that of a peacock, yet another strange display folded into action. "Gotemgotemgotem!" it repeated annoyingly over and over again, hopping all around Hoodlum in the most irritating way it could.

Another Pidgey (Level 8) appeared !!

[The REAL Joey]

Joey raised an incredulous eyebrow as the Pokemon was blurting out a cry which sounded suspiciously similar to that of a middle aged Texan male who may or may not be into the profession of engineering. Thinking that perhaps staying out for so long in the sun had frazzled his brain he ignored it and nodded to Hoodlum. "Alright! I'll let you do your stuff. Rock Slide the hell out of it." Hoodlum nodded and gave the biker a point over his decision. "Awwww yeah boss dawg! Dis thug's got ya back good and propa homeboy. I'll brick dese wack crackas so hard dey won't be dissin' our steppin'. NAAAA MEEEEAAAAAN!" Joey cringed slightly at how long the last word went on but he nodded. "Say, Hoodlum. How come you can speak? I guess I should've asked earlier but given the circumstances..."

Hoodlum pumped his chest with his fist and then pumped it out to Joey. "Long story dawg. I was born a true O.G. na mean? S&#@ SON! Back to buck wildin' dese crackas." Hoodlum had realised the Pidgey was inching itself closer to it and began by picking up a load of rocks in the nearby area. "Ya boi, you be messin' wit' dis gang i'll be schoolin' you, YO!" He had collected enough rocks and the baggy lizard began lobbing all the rocks it had collected at the suspicious Pidgey. "BRAP, BRAP! STONED, B#@&$! AHAHAHAAH!"

[Morrigan]

As the Pidgey continued its completely useless way of trying to confuse the Scraggy, it still didnt stop prancing around even whilst the yellow lizard began collecting rocks. The stupid bird didnt even think it was a little odd or atleast until the first pebble was aimed. It relaxed its wings and stood like a normal Pidgey, only to have a sudden heap of rocks being piled onto it. In fact, it wasn't too long until a pile of rocks sat where the Pidgey once stood, nothing but a twitching foot could be seen poking out amongst the rocks. It was safe to say it was down.

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Wild Pokemon Battle

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Pidgey: | Level 8 |
Health: 0% (0/22 HP)
Status: Ded
Gotemgotemgotemgotemgotem

VS

Hoodlum: | Level 11 |
Health: 100% (35/35 HP)
Status: Normal
Hoodlum used Rock Slide !! URGH SON! NAAA MMMEEEAAAAANNN!

Hoodlum climbed up 3 levels for eliminating another useless bird from the world !! He is now Level 14 !!
Hoodlum is trying to learn the move Headbutt, would you like to replace a move?
[ Faint Attack | Low Kick | Sand Attack | Rock Slide ]
Hoodlum also gained +1 Happiness !!

OOC: Updating.
(Dani edit: Hoodlum gains 3 levels from this - two because of Pidgey's lower level and a bonus level from the Egg c:)

[The REAL Joey]

Impressed by how strong Hoodlum was in battle, Joey walked forward and nodded to his Pokemon. "Haha, I gotta say, you may be a bit off the hook in general but you fight hard and strong. I like that." Joey extended his fist and Hoodlum appreciated the gesture and pounded it, dropping his trousers unfortunately in the process. He was quick to pick them back up but Joey chuckled to himself. "So, boss dawg, where we headin' next, yo? Got some hustlin' to do? Or layin' the smack on some niggas?" Joey shook his head and explained. "Sorta. We'll be headin' all the way to this cosy little town called Azalea. When we get there, we'll have..." Joey paused and thought of the best way to get the gangsta obsessed Pokemon enthused. "Yeah. We'll be facin' some rival gang who's up in our turf. Beat up the schmucks and you'll get some big cred." Hoodlum considered these words and after deciding, nodded his head in agreement.

"Aight, aight. Holla, holla when ya need me and i'll krunk da S&@# outta this group of b&%$#@£." With a yawn he stretched his arms and looked to Joey. "Yo dawg, gots me a blunt?" Joey rolled his eyes and took out his Koffing from his Pokeball. Koffing was genuinely happy to see his new friend again and hovered low enough so Hoodlum could inhale some. Taking in a deep breath, Hoodlum burst out with raucous laughter. "Ahahahahah! I'm as a HIIIGH as a butterfly, yo!" Joey shrugged happily and with that, the three of them began walking off away from the route, content with their swag of Pokemon and the training they had done. It wouldn't be long before Joey came face to face against the Rocket's activities in Azalea Town.

Except had it not been for a Pidgey that was lying in wait in the trees they would have finished their activities in Route 29 entirely. It had seen the felling of its two other comrades and it wasn't about to let the perpetrators get off without a fight. It waited its moment just as the trio had their backs to it entirely and with that gushed forward. Joey instantly turned around upon hearing the flap and yelled to his partners to watch out. "MOVE IT!" Koffing floated up in the air and the now doped up Hoodlum stood there giggling to itself with absolute glee at how stupid these Team Rocket people sounded as Joey had been explaining them on their way over. With a mighty crash, it collided right into Hoodlum's back. Joey cringed at what the reaction would be but instead it turned around and seemed oblivious.

"'Sup, baller-dawg?" Joey face raked himself and pointed to the Pidgey that had dislodged itself into the rubber clothing of the lizard. "Err... Behind you." Hoodlum stretched out his clothing and had a look of disbelief spread over its face. The Pidgey let out a coo in an attempt to intimidate it but the gangsta merely grinned. "Awww damn, yo." Joey shook his head and yelled out. "Rock Slide it now!" He had been getting tired of battling for the time being and wanted this over quickly. Instead, the Scraggy slowly trudged forward and gave it the most feeblest kick known to the universe. Joey raised an eyebrow incredulously as Hoodlum had obviously misheard Rock Slide for Low Kick. Somehow.

OOC: May as well request one more battle for the road. Oh and just to be clear, although Joey ordered Rock Slide, Hoodlum is high as a kite so he did Low Kick instead, cheers.

[Morrigan]

As the Pidgey collided into Hoodlum's back, it remained perfectly still for a short moment of time before realising it was well and truly stuck. With a tug of it's beak, it seemed the feathered Pokemon had caught itself on the yellow lizards clothing. In a panic, it began to flap its wings around like a maniac to try and unclip itself from the trap caused by these bright yellow pair of pants. The voice of the male trainer boomed down it's ears, causing it to flap harder. This bird was about to be in for a world of hurt.

The birds frantic movements slowly came to a halt as Hoodlum turned his head to look over his shoulder. The bird looked in horror, squawking at the feeling of a heavy foot thumping against its chest. Whilst Joe saw it as a feeble hit, the Pidgey felt otherwise as it tumbled through the air at a great speed before skidding along the ground.

Huffing, it scratched itself back up onto its feet, kicking up sand as it began to charge towards the lizard once more. There was no way he was going to be made a fool out of like his friends had been! Flapping it's wings, the Pidgey hooked its claw like feet around Hoodlums shoulders tightly, there was no way this one was going to let go. Bringing back his head slowly, the Pidgey suddenly lunged its beak forward, smashing its beak against the Hoodlums head in the way a woodpecker who do to a tree.

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Wild Pokemon Battle

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Pidgey: | Level 8 |
Health: 50% (13/26 HP)
Status: Normal
Pidgey used Peck !!

VS

Hoodlum: | Level 11 |
Health: 79% (33/42 HP)
Status: Normal
Hoodlum used Low Kick !!


OOC: My apologies, for some reason I thought the Lucky Egg doubled the levels gained, I read over it again and noticed it only adds one level, so my mistake. I saw that I carried my stupidity to other threads aswell, I'll look over everything again incase I *****ed up elsewhere. >.>

[The REAL Joey]

The gases that Hoodlum had inhaled from Koffing were obviously enough to leave it totally out of it. "G'dammit, how could you get those two mixed up?" Hoodlum merely shrugged and kept laughing at the bird's appearance before landing on its back and going to sleep. Joey grimaced at the sight of his own Pokemon falling asleep on him but nevertheless, Hoodlum had done enough damage for the time being to be getting on with. Instinctively reaching into his belt pouch for his last Pokeball for the day, he took it out, released the safety lock and watched as the once tiny ball extended in size. "You're mine!" Confidently stated Joey as he launched the red and white capture device through the air, it speeding towards the Pidgey.

OOC:

Items used: x1 Pokeball.

I can auto-update.

[Morrigan]

With the sudden kick, the Pidgey had found itself sprawled out on the ground, simply staring up into the sky. The hit had done a bit of damage but this bird still had some fight left in him. Or atleast, he would've got up to fight if he hadn't been thinking about his other Pidgey friends who had been taken out by the same yellow lizard. Blinking for a moment, it was about to roll back to it's feet to prepare for another hammering of peckings, only, a strange object landed smack bang on it's head.

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Wobble. Wobble. Wobble. *POP*

...

Nah, not really bro.


Congratulations!
The Pidgey has been successfully captured!

[img]http://pldh.net/media/pokemon/gen5/blackwhite/396.png[/img]
[b]Pidgey[/b]
Name: [choose]
Gender: [Male | Female]
Level: 8
Attacks: Tackle, Sand Attack
Ability: [ Keen Eye | Tangled Feet ]
Nature/Personality: [choose]

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Hoodlum climbed up 2 and is now Level 16 !!
Hoodlum is trying to learn the move Swagger, would you like to replace a move?
[ Faint Attack | Low Kick | Headbutt | Rock Slide ]
Hoodlum also gained +1 Happiness !!

OOC: Update yo self D; /lazy

[The REAL Joey]

Success! "Haha, what a day. Phew!" Joey wiped some sweat from his forehead and grabbed the Pokeball as it drifted back to him in mid air. As he grasped it, he threw it up and down in the air, catching it each and every time. "Hm, the aerial manoeuvres of that bird were pretty slick. Might have to keep this one handy." He pocketed the newly acquired Pokemon and smiled. Hoodlum was flat out on the floor and Koffing was puffing away cheerfully. "Time for you two to get back home. I'll cover fast ground on my own." With that, the two Pokeballs Joey had taken out ensnared their residents with a red light and Joey was left by himself. Taking one last look of the route and specifically that of New Bark Town he smiled. "My first steps were here in New Bark... It may not be much but this place'll always hold a special meanin' to me. Now... About them Rockets..." He turned facing the direction of Cherrygrove and sped off with a dashing sprint. When Joey needed to be somewhere, he got his skates on. Night was beginning to blanket the lands with darkness, a fact in which Joey wasn't upset about. The cover of dark meant that he could move freer than ever.

OOC:


Pidgey
Name: Ace
Gender: Female
Level: 8
Attacks: Tackle, Sand Attack
Ability: Tangled Feet
Nature/Personality: Ace was a native of Route 29 and had a group of trouble making associates that would bombard trainers from the sky with aerial dive bombs. Ace was never too keen on the trouble making aspect of things but instead enjoyed the chance it gave her to perform incredible aerial manoeuvres. Despite the thinly veiled show off personality Ace masquerades, she deep down enjoys any sort of challenge.

Hoodlum can forget learning Swagger ( So many missed opportunities!!) and updating it for myself.